My mother used to say that there are ...

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.

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I’m not naive. I realise that q...

I’m not naive. I realise that quality of life and income are inextricably bound together, but sooner or later we’re going to have to ask ourselves whether it is possible to make life more meaningful without charging it to Visa.

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In most cases being a good boss means...

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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You don’t make art out of good ...

You don’t make art out of good intentions.

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My wife had her drivers test the othe...

My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

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You can map your life through your fa...

You can map your life through your favorite movies, and no two people’s maps will be the same.

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a b...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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Effective leadership is putting first...

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.

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We lose ourselves in the things we lo...

We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too.

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We lose ourselves in the things we lo...

We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too.

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If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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Literature and the arts are also crit...

Literature and the arts are also criticism in a more particular and practical sense. They embody an expository reflection on, a value judgement of, the inheritance and context to which they pertain.

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I was married by a judge. I should ha...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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