Gravitation can not be held responsib...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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It is important that students bring a...

It is important that students bring a certain rafamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it

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In spite of everything I shall rise a...

In spite of everything I shall rise again: I will take up my pencil, which I have forsaken in my great discouragement, and I will go on with my drawing.

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What does it mean to pre board? Do yo...

What does it mean to pre board? Do you get on before you get on?

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I don’t believe in an afterlife...

I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.

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I play golf with friends sometimes, b...

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

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Men make history, and not the other w...

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.

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When women love us, they forgive us e...

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.

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When women love us, they forgive us e...

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.

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Students now arrive at the university...

Students now arrive at the university ignorant and cynical about our political heritage, lacking the wherewithal to be either inspired by it or seriously critical of it

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting f...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

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My advice to you is get married: if y...

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

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It is the ability to take a joke, not...

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

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I’m opposed to any sport that r...

I’m opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

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People ask the difference between a l...

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.

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