I don’t have a bank account bec...

I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.

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I believe life is an intelligent thin...

I believe life is an intelligent thing that things aren’t random!

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I’m opposed to any sport that r...

I’m opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

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Any leader who doesn’t support ...

Any leader who doesn’t support the heart of evolving humanity is not a leader worthy of being followed.

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Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ...

Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.

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Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ...

Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.

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Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardi...

Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardiness, no talking above 40 decibels, no untied shoelaces, no visible undergarments, no eating, no chewing gum, no chewing tobacco, no chewing betel nuts, no chewing coca leaves, no chewing out students (unless Mr. Klamp was doing the chewing out), no chewing out teachers (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of temper (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of affection (no exceptions), no pets over one ounce or under one ton, and no singing, except in Bulgarian. I began to think Mr Klamp wouldn’t be so bad..

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My portraits are more about me than t...

My portraits are more about me than they are about the people I photograph.

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I came from a real tough neighborhood...

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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Be not afraid of life. Believe that l...

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life IS worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

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Karate is a form of martial arts in w...

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

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An executive is a person who always d...

An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.

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Love is a smoke made with the fume of...

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

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Love is a smoke made with the fume of...

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

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Take the attitude of a student, never...

Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.

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