Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her a...

Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

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Of all the paths you take in life, ma...

Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.

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I’m opposed to any sport that r...

I’m opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

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The behavior of any bureaucratic orga...

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

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The greatest healing therapy is frien...

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.

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The greatest healing therapy is frien...

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.

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Students must have initiative; they s...

Students must have initiative; they should not be mere imitators. They must learn to think and act for themselves–and be free.

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Dance is the only art of which we our...

Dance is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made.

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If love is the answer, could you plea...

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

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Life will always get busy, make time ...

Life will always get busy, make time to do the things you love.

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You spend a good piece of your life g...

You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.

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Those who try to lead the people can ...

Those who try to lead the people can only do so by following the mob

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Love is only a dirty trick played on ...

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

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Love is only a dirty trick played on ...

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

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It is said, in a fire, everyone runs ...

It is said, in a fire, everyone runs away from it save for the fireman who run towards it. When dealing with students, be the fireman.

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