I was married by a judge. I should ha...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Things are not bad in themselves, but...

Things are not bad in themselves, but our cowardice makes them so.

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Love is the most important thing in t...

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

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Good business leaders create a vision...

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion.

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When someone who loves and cares abou...

When someone who loves and cares about me compliments me, I feel more glamorous than when the flashbulbs are going off on the red carpet.

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When someone who loves and cares abou...

When someone who loves and cares about me compliments me, I feel more glamorous than when the flashbulbs are going off on the red carpet.

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If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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Of all those arts in which the wise e...

Of all those arts in which the wise excel, Nature’s chief masterpiece is writing well.

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He found a new way to cover up his ba...

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.

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This is not a dress rehearsal; this i...

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.

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If you work hard and you play well, a...

If you work hard and you play well, all of those critics will quiet themselves pretty quickly.

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A leader is the wave pushed ahead by ...

A leader is the wave pushed ahead by the ship.

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Gravitation can not be held responsib...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravitation can not be held responsib...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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Do you want to achieve something or d...

Do you want to achieve something or do you just want to make money? Asked a nearby man in a white shirt to another man in a striped shirt. I waited for the answer as I slowly walked past them. Why is it an either or question? The man in the striped shirt finally murmured philosophically under a sip of beer. They both stood there looking at each other in thought.

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