Poetry is the art of creating imagina...

Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads.

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He taught me housekeeping; when I div...

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

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In real life, it is the hare who wins...

In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention that Aesop was writing for the tortoise market. Hares have no time to read. They are too busy winning the game.

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I don’t want to play golf. When...

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

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People work better when they know wha...

People work better when they know what the goal is and why. It is important that people look forward to coming to work in the morning and enjoy working.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by...

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by...

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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A poet is a bird of unearthly excelle...

A poet is a bird of unearthly excellence, who escapes from his celestial realm arrives in this world warbling. If we do not cherish him, he spreads his wings and flies back into his homeland.

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You are graduating from college. That...

You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that’s worse. This is a day.

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When you make the U-turn to the Unive...

When you make the U-turn to the Universal Presence and apply the Universal practices and principles, your life is changed.

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The most valuable player is the one w...

The most valuable player is the one who makes the most players valuable.

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Remember, confrontation is about reco...

Remember, confrontation is about reconciliation and awareness, not judgement or anger.

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Love is only a dirty trick played on ...

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

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Love is only a dirty trick played on ...

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

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