All hockey players are bilingual. The...

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

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A smart man isn’t necessarily o...

A smart man isn’t necessarily one who knows all the answers, but knows where to find them.

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Buddha was not a buddhist. Jesus was ...

Buddha was not a buddhist. Jesus was not a christian. Muhammad was not a muslim. They were teachers who taught Love. Love was their religion

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Buddha was not a buddhist. Jesus was ...

Buddha was not a buddhist. Jesus was not a christian. Muhammad was not a muslim. They were teachers who taught Love. Love was their religion

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No student knows his subject: the mos...

No student knows his subject: the most he knows is where and how to find out the things he does not know

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All art is quite useless.

All art is quite useless.

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It’s just a job. Grass grows, b...

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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We make a living by what we get, but ...

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

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Football isn’t a contact sport,...

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.

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I am now going to make you a gift tha...

I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say ‘We’ve always done it that way,’ my ghost will appear and haunt you for twentyfour hours.

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Fathers and mothers, if you have chil...

Fathers and mothers, if you have children, they must come first. You must read to your children and you must hug your children and you must love your children. Your success as a family, our success as a society, depends not on what happens in the White House, but on what happens inside your house.

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Fathers and mothers, if you have chil...

Fathers and mothers, if you have children, they must come first. You must read to your children and you must hug your children and you must love your children. Your success as a family, our success as a society, depends not on what happens in the White House, but on what happens inside your house.

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Do question, even the basics!You will...

Do question, even the basics!You will be a fool for once!If you don’t, you will be, for a lifetime.

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Literature and the arts are also crit...

Literature and the arts are also criticism in a more particular and practical sense. They embody an expository reflection on, a value judgement of, the inheritance and context to which they pertain.

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I bought a perfect second car.. A tow...

I bought a perfect second car.. A tow truck.

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