Why her cooking is so bad that the fl...

Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

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Don’t shy away from earning, bu...

Don’t shy away from earning, but don’t sell away your soul.

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I don’t want to play golf. When...

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

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The history of the world is full of m...

The history of the world is full of men who rose to leadership, by sheer force of self-confidence, bravery and tenacity.

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To resist the frigidity of old age, o...

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love.

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To resist the frigidity of old age, o...

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love.

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The worst thing a kid can say about h...

The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it’s too easy.

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Art is when you hear a knocking from ...

Art is when you hear a knocking from your soul and you answer.

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting f...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

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The main thing is to be moved, to lov...

The main thing is to be moved, to love, to hope, to tremble, to live.

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All hockey players are bilingual. The...

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

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Effective leadership is putting first...

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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I must endure, fighting the temptatio...

I must endure, fighting the temptation simply to become slack-jawed like most of my school ‘peers’ (they wish!), who will themselves into a collective, vacant, trancelike state for the duration of each class. (Although I sometimes secretly envy their ability to empty their minds completely for a full fifty minutes, reanimating only at the sound of a bell, like Pavlov’s dogs..)

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