You don’t make art out of good ...

You don’t make art out of good intentions.

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For Christmas one year I bought my so...

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a tshirt with a bulls eye on the back.

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Things are not bad in themselves, but...

Things are not bad in themselves, but our cowardice makes them so.

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The tennis ball doesn’t know ho...

The tennis ball doesn’t know how old I am. The ball doesn’t know if I’m a man or a woman or if I come from a communist country or not. Sport has always broken down these barriers.

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I am now going to make you a gift tha...

I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say ‘We’ve always done it that way,’ my ghost will appear and haunt you for twentyfour hours.

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The only way to get love is to be lov...

The only way to get love is to be lovable. It’s very irritating if you have a lot of money. You’d like to think you could write a check: ‘I’ll buy a million dollars’ worth of love.’ But it doesn’t work that way. The more you give love away, the more you get.

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The only way to get love is to be lov...

The only way to get love is to be lovable. It’s very irritating if you have a lot of money. You’d like to think you could write a check: ‘I’ll buy a million dollars’ worth of love.’ But it doesn’t work that way. The more you give love away, the more you get.

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If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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If art is to nourish the roots of our...

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him.

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The best way to teach your kids about...

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

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Your emotions are the slaves to your ...

Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your emotions.

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I play golf with friends sometimes, b...

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

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An earned compliment costs nothing, b...

An earned compliment costs nothing, but its returns are immeasurable. Very humanly, when we are complimented, when our efforts are appreciated, most of us will usually strive to perform even better down the line. What a return on the investment of delivering a few earned words of praise!

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In dreams and in love there are no im...

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

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In dreams and in love there are no im...

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

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