Although golf was originally restrict...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management ...

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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I like not only to be loved, but to b...

I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.

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I like not only to be loved, but to b...

I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.

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I tell my students, ‘When you g...

I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.

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The main thing is to be moved, to lov...

The main thing is to be moved, to love, to hope, to tremble, to live.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Some goals are not going to fulfill y...

Some goals are not going to fulfill you. Choose goals that you value and care about.

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What the British must never believe a...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

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In preparing for battle I have always...

In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.

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When love’s well-timed ’t...

When love’s well-timed ’tis not a fault to love; The strong, the brave, the virtuous, and the wise, Sink in the soft captivity together.

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A poet is a bird of unearthly excelle...

A poet is a bird of unearthly excellence, who escapes from his celestial realm arrives in this world warbling. If we do not cherish him, he spreads his wings and flies back into his homeland.

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If love is the answer, could you plea...

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

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For most of my life, I believed that ...

For most of my life, I believed that my father had broken many of my bones. They were emotional and psychological bones; things no one could see, things that caused me to limp through life clutching for and holding on to people and situations that often rendered me immobile.

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If skating got into the Olympics, I w...

If skating got into the Olympics, I would be tempted to hold off on shredding for a year and just skate, to make that my new goal. In that sport, I’m still the underdog.

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