The four building blocks of the unive...

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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Funny how just when you think life ca...

Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

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Relax? How can anybody relax and play...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don’t you?

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Leadership is about influencing, deve...

Leadership is about influencing, developing and mentoring others as well as be influenced, developed and mentored by others.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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The only real job of a teacher, espec...

The only real job of a teacher, especially a writing teacher, is to help students find themselves.

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Everything that is beautiful and nobl...

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation.

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He found a new way to cover up his ba...

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.

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Life is something to do when you can&...

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

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I don’t know any other way to l...

I don’t know any other way to lead but by example.

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Men make history, and not the other w...

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.

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True love is not something that comes...

True love is not something that comes every day, follow your heart, it knows the right answer.

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True love is not something that comes...

True love is not something that comes every day, follow your heart, it knows the right answer.

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I must endure, fighting the temptatio...

I must endure, fighting the temptation simply to become slack-jawed like most of my school ‘peers’ (they wish!), who will themselves into a collective, vacant, trancelike state for the duration of each class. (Although I sometimes secretly envy their ability to empty their minds completely for a full fifty minutes, reanimating only at the sound of a bell, like Pavlov’s dogs..)

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