My advice to you is get married: if y...

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

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God writes a lot of comedy… the...

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.

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Hockey is the original extreme sport.

Hockey is the original extreme sport.

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Leadership is the art of getting some...

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

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Love is metaphysical gravity.

Love is metaphysical gravity.

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Love is metaphysical gravity.

Love is metaphysical gravity.

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Today is not just another ordinary da...

Today is not just another ordinary day. It is an opportunity to do, or say, something that just might inspire someone to greater becoming…especially a wayward youth.

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Inside you there’s an artist yo...

Inside you there’s an artist you don’t know about. He’s not interested in how things look different in moonlight.

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You want a friend in Washington? Get ...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

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People say I’ve had a difficult...

People say I’ve had a difficult time in life. I think I’ve had an exciting time in life.

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I think it is important for all those...

I think it is important for all those young out there, who someday hope to play real football, where you throw it and kick it and run with it and put it in your hands, a distinction should be made that football is democratic, capitalism, whereas soccer is a European socialist sport.

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Great thoughts speak only to the thou...

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind.

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Hallow the body as a temple to comeli...

Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a sacrifice to love; love recompenses the adorers.

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Hallow the body as a temple to comeli...

Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a sacrifice to love; love recompenses the adorers.

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The worst thing a kid can say about h...

The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it’s too easy.

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