To draw, you must close your eyes and...

To draw, you must close your eyes and sing.

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Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her a...

Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

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Probable impossibilities are to be pr...

Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.

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I think it is important for all those...

I think it is important for all those young out there, who someday hope to play real football, where you throw it and kick it and run with it and put it in your hands, a distinction should be made that football is democratic, capitalism, whereas soccer is a European socialist sport.

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Business isn’t done on a spread...

Business isn’t done on a spreadsheet, done between people. Developing, building and nurturing relationships matter.

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A man in love is incomplete until he ...

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

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A man in love is incomplete until he ...

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

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Do you want to achieve something or d...

Do you want to achieve something or do you just want to make money? asked a nearby man in a white shirt to another man in a striped shirt. I waited for the answer as I slowly walked past them. Why is it an either or question? the man in the striped shirt finally murmured philosophically under a sip of beer. They both stood there looking at each other in thought.

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Film contains potentialities for the ...

Film contains potentialities for the combination of all the arts such as Wagner never dreamt of.

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Why her cooking is so bad that the fl...

Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

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Not every day is going to offer us a ...

Not every day is going to offer us a chance to save somebody’s life, but every day offers us an opportunity to affect one.

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I always turn to the sports pages fir...

I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man’s failures.

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A leader is someone who steps back fr...

A leader is someone who steps back from the entire system and tries to build a more collaborative, more innovative system that will work over the long term.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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If you want to read about love and ma...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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