Duct tape is like the force. It has a...

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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If you must play, decide on three thi...

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.

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Throw away those books and cassettes ...

Throw away those books and cassettes on inspirational leadership. Send those consultants packing. Know your job, set a good example for the people under you and put results over politics. That’s all the charisma you’ll really need to succeed.

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Love is not love that alters when it ...

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.

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The purpose of school should not be t...

The purpose of school should not be to prepare students for more school. We should be seeking to have fully engaged students now.

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting f...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

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I don’t have a bank account bec...

I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.

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I believe life is an intelligent thin...

I believe life is an intelligent thing that things aren’t random!

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I’m opposed to any sport that r...

I’m opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

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Any leader who doesn’t support ...

Any leader who doesn’t support the heart of evolving humanity is not a leader worthy of being followed.

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Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ...

Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.

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Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ...

Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.

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Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardi...

Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardiness, no talking above 40 decibels, no untied shoelaces, no visible undergarments, no eating, no chewing gum, no chewing tobacco, no chewing betel nuts, no chewing coca leaves, no chewing out students (unless Mr. Klamp was doing the chewing out), no chewing out teachers (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of temper (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of affection (no exceptions), no pets over one ounce or under one ton, and no singing, except in Bulgarian. I began to think Mr Klamp wouldn’t be so bad..

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My portraits are more about me than t...

My portraits are more about me than they are about the people I photograph.

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I came from a real tough neighborhood...

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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