Love is only a dirty trick played on ...

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

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Take the attitude of a student, never...

Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.

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Of all those arts in which the wise e...

Of all those arts in which the wise excel, Nature’s chief masterpiece is writing well.

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Because I bought it on sale I actuall...

Because I bought it on sale I actually made money.

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The quality of a person’s life ...

The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.

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What the British must never believe a...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

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You shouldn’t do things differe...

You shouldn’t do things differently just because they’re different. They need to be… better.

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Who will tell whether one happy momen...

Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.

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Who will tell whether one happy momen...

Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.

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Instead of making prisoners out of ou...

Instead of making prisoners out of our students, we ought to make students out of our prisoners.

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Without art, the crudeness of reality...

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

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He found a new way to cover up his ba...

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.

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You only have to do a very few things...

You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don’t do too many things wrong.

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I don’t know any other way to l...

I don’t know any other way to lead but by example.

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When a management team with a reputat...

When a management team with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics, it is the reputation of the business that remains intact.

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