Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardi...

Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardiness, no talking above 40 decibels, no untied shoelaces, no visible undergarments, no eating, no chewing gum, no chewing tobacco, no chewing betel nuts, no chewing coca leaves, no chewing out students (unless Mr. Klamp was doing the chewing out), no chewing out teachers (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of temper (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of affection (no exceptions), no pets over one ounce or under one ton, and no singing, except in Bulgarian. I began to think Mr Klamp wouldn’t be so bad..

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All art is quite useless.

All art is quite useless.

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Once I opened up a fortune cookie and...

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy’s cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks

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Life is like a camera: just focus on ...

Life is like a camera: just focus on what is important, capture good times, develop from negative, and if things do not work out, take another shot!

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I think it is important for all those...

I think it is important for all those young out there, who someday hope to play real football, where you throw it and kick it and run with it and put it in your hands, a distinction should be made that football is democratic, capitalism, whereas soccer is a European socialist sport.

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There are many elements to a campaign...

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number two.

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I have never encountered any children...

I have never encountered any children in any group who are not geniuses. There is no mystery on how to teach them. The first thing you do is treat them like human beings and the second thing you do is love them.

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I have never encountered any children...

I have never encountered any children in any group who are not geniuses. There is no mystery on how to teach them. The first thing you do is treat them like human beings and the second thing you do is love them.

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The schoolroom clock was worn raw by ...

The schoolroom clock was worn raw by stares; and you couldn’t look up at the big Puritanical face of it and not feel the countless years of young eyes reflected in it, urging it onwards. It was a dark, old spirit that didn’t so much mark time as bequeath it.

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An artist is never ahead of his time ...

An artist is never ahead of his time but most people are far behind theirs.

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If God wanted us to bend over he̵...

If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

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If you can’t be funny, be inter...

If you can’t be funny, be interesting.

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As I understand it, sport is hard wor...

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.

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The behavior of any bureaucratic orga...

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

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To resist the frigidity of old age, o...

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love.

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