Modern art is what happens when paint...

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of ...

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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When you recover or discover somethin...

When you recover or discover something that nourishes your soul and brings joy, care enough about yourself to make room for it in your life.

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What the British must never believe a...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

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I consider my ability to arouse enthu...

I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess. The way to develop the best that is in a man is by appreciation and encouragement.

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Who will tell whether one happy momen...

Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.

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Who will tell whether one happy momen...

Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.

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No student knows his subject: the mos...

No student knows his subject: the most he knows is where and how to find out the things he does not know

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting f...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

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This I conceive to be the chemical fu...

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

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Although golf was originally restrict...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

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Business isn’t done on a spread...

Business isn’t done on a spreadsheet, done between people. Developing, building and nurturing relationships matter.

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I would rather live and love where de...

I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.

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I would rather live and love where de...

I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.

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The only real job of a teacher, espec...

The only real job of a teacher, especially a writing teacher, is to help students find themselves.

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