Duct tape is like the force. It has a...

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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Meaning is something you build into y...

Meaning is something you build into your life. You build it out of your own past, out of your affections and loyalties, out of the experience of humankind as it is passed on to you… You are the only one who can put them together into that unique pattern that will be your life.

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The triple is the most exciting play ...

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

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A great leader’s courage to ful...

A great leader’s courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position.

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Love seeks one thing only the good of...

Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward.

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Love seeks one thing only the good of...

Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward.

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Today’s students can put dope i...

Today’s students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they can conceive it and believe it, they can achieve it. They must know it is not their aptitude but their attitude that will determine their altitude.

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You don’t make art out of good ...

You don’t make art out of good intentions.

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For Christmas one year I bought my so...

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a tshirt with a bulls eye on the back.

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Things are not bad in themselves, but...

Things are not bad in themselves, but our cowardice makes them so.

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The tennis ball doesn’t know ho...

The tennis ball doesn’t know how old I am. The ball doesn’t know if I’m a man or a woman or if I come from a communist country or not. Sport has always broken down these barriers.

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I am now going to make you a gift tha...

I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say ‘We’ve always done it that way,’ my ghost will appear and haunt you for twentyfour hours.

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The only way to get love is to be lov...

The only way to get love is to be lovable. It’s very irritating if you have a lot of money. You’d like to think you could write a check: ‘I’ll buy a million dollars’ worth of love.’ But it doesn’t work that way. The more you give love away, the more you get.

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The only way to get love is to be lov...

The only way to get love is to be lovable. It’s very irritating if you have a lot of money. You’d like to think you could write a check: ‘I’ll buy a million dollars’ worth of love.’ But it doesn’t work that way. The more you give love away, the more you get.

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If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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