Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her a...

Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

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Society is like a large piece of froz...

Society is like a large piece of frozen water; and skating well is the great art of social life.

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Karate is a form of martial arts in w...

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

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In the end, as a leader, you are alwa...

In the end, as a leader, you are always going to get a combination of two things: what you create and what you allow.

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I like not only to be loved, but to b...

I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.

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I like not only to be loved, but to b...

I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.

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An exceedingly confident student woul...

An exceedingly confident student would in theory make a terrible student. Why would he take school seriously when he feels that he can outwit his teachers?

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting f...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

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He is (Sonny Liston) too ugly to be t...

He is (Sonny Liston) too ugly to be the world champ. The world champ should be pretty like me!

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This is the highest wisdom that I own...

This is the highest wisdom that I own; freedom and life are earned by those alone who conquer them each day anew.

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I enjoy now doing what I do.. Playing...

I enjoy now doing what I do.. Playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

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No amount of study or learning will m...

No amount of study or learning will make a man a leader unless he has the natural qualities of one.

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About all you can do in life is be wh...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won’t like you at all.

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About all you can do in life is be wh...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won’t like you at all.

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The best teachers become the best tea...

The best teachers become the best teachers by being their own best students.

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