If God wanted us to bend over he̵...

If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

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I had to stop traveling alone because...

I had to stop traveling alone because I missed so many planes. When somebody runs up to you in the airport and begins to tell you their life story, you can’t say, ‘Excuse me, boo,’ as they’re weeping on your bosom.

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a b...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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As we look ahead into the next centur...

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.

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Be glad of life because it gives you ...

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play, and to look up at the stars.

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Be glad of life because it gives you ...

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play, and to look up at the stars.

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Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardi...

Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardiness, no talking above 40 decibels, no untied shoelaces, no visible undergarments, no eating, no chewing gum, no chewing tobacco, no chewing betel nuts, no chewing coca leaves, no chewing out students (unless Mr. Klamp was doing the chewing out), no chewing out teachers (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of temper (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of affection (no exceptions), no pets over one ounce or under one ton, and no singing, except in Bulgarian. I began to think Mr Klamp wouldn’t be so bad…

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A poet is a bird of unearthly excelle...

A poet is a bird of unearthly excellence, who escapes from his celestial realm arrives in this world warbling. If we do not cherish him, he spreads his wings and flies back into his homeland.

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I don’t want to achieve immorta...

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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Time is something you can’t rep...

Time is something you can’t replace.

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Sport is born clean and it would stay...

Sport is born clean and it would stay that way if it was the athletes who ran it for the pleasure of taking part, but then the fans and the media intervene and finish up by corrupting it with the pressure that they exercise.

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Whether a man is burdened by power or...

Whether a man is burdened by power or enjoys power; whether he is trapped by responsibility or made free by it; whether he is moved by other people and outer forces or moves them this is of the essence of leadership.

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In dreams and in love there are no im...

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

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In dreams and in love there are no im...

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

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The worst thing a kid can say about h...

The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it’s too easy.

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