Plain women are always jealous of the...

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women’s husbands.

Posted in MM.

There is only one difference between ...

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.

Posted in MM.

The triple is the most exciting play ...

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

Posted in MM.

People work better when they know wha...

People work better when they know what the goal is and why. It is important that people look forward to coming to work in the morning and enjoy working.

Posted in MM.

Love doesn’t make the world go ...

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Posted in MM.

Love doesn’t make the world go ...

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Posted in MM.

The best teachers are those who show ...

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see.

Posted in MM.

In our life there is a single color, ...

In our life there is a single color, as on an artist’s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love.

Posted in MM.

You are graduating from college. That...

You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that’s worse. This is a day.

Posted in MM.

Life is a series of collisions with t...

Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.

Posted in MM.

Anybody with ability can play in the ...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.

Posted in MM.

When the leadership is right and the ...

When the leadership is right and the time is right, the people can always be counted upon to follow to the end at all costs.

Posted in MM.

Love seeks one thing only the good of...

Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward.

Posted in MM.

Love seeks one thing only the good of...

Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward.

Posted in MM.

If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

Posted in MM.