Black people dominate sports in the U...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too.

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Formula for success: under promise an...

Formula for success: under promise and over deliver

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The face of a lover is an unknown, pr...

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.

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The face of a lover is an unknown, pr...

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.

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Modern art is what happens when paint...

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

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You’re only as good as your las...

You’re only as good as your last haircut.

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I sent one e-mail in my life. I sent ...

I sent one e-mail in my life. I sent it to Jeff Raikes at Microsoft, and it ended up in court in Minneapolis, so I am one for one.

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But more importantly, you’ve go...

But more importantly, you’ve got to play with your heart, with every fiber of your body. If you’re lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he’s never going to come off the field second.

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To be capable of steady friendship or...

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.

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To be capable of steady friendship or...

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.

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The only real job of a teacher, espec...

The only real job of a teacher, especially a writing teacher, is to help students find themselves.

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting f...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

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Common sense and a sense of humor are...

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

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