Why her cooking is so bad that the fl...

Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

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Attention to health is life’s g...

Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance.

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I do, have done and always will belie...

I do, have done and always will believe that I am very capable of performing and thriving at any level of the sport.

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Nothing so conclusively proves a man&...

Nothing so conclusively proves a man’s ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.

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Instead of making prisoners out of ou...

Instead of making prisoners out of our students, we ought to make students out of our prisoners.

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Art is the stored honey of the human ...

Art is the stored honey of the human soul, gathered on wings of misery and travail.

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Don’t forget Mother’s Day...

Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.

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I’m opposed to any sport that r...

I’m opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

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The key to successful leadership toda...

The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.

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Love is love’s reward.

Love is love’s reward.

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Love is love’s reward.

Love is love’s reward.

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A student never forgets an encouragin...

A student never forgets an encouraging private word, when it is given with sincere respect and admiration.

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