Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Life is the childhood of our immortality.
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.
Instead of making prisoners out of our students, we ought to make students out of our prisoners.
A piece of art is never a finished work. It answers a question which has been asked, and asks a new question.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
