I am now going to make you a gift tha...

I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say ‘We’ve always done it that way,’ my ghost will appear and haunt you for twentyfour hours.

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When all is said and done, the weathe...

When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.

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When all is said and done, the weathe...

When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.

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The schoolroom clock was worn raw by ...

The schoolroom clock was worn raw by stares; and you couldn’t look up at the big Puritanical face of it and not feel the countless years of young eyes reflected in it, urging it onwards. It was a dark, old spirit that didn’t so much mark time as bequeath it.

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In spite of everything I shall rise a...

In spite of everything I shall rise again: I will take up my pencil, which I have forsaken in my great discouragement, and I will go on with my drawing.

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I put instant coffee in a microwave o...

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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Life is the art of drawing without an...

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

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I don’t know any other way to l...

I don’t know any other way to lead but by example.

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Rejection is an opportunity for your ...

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

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If you have love you don’t need...

If you have love you don’t need to have anything else. If you don’t have it it doesn’t matter much what else you do have.

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If you have love you don’t need...

If you have love you don’t need to have anything else. If you don’t have it it doesn’t matter much what else you do have.

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Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardi...

Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardiness, no talking above 40 decibels, no untied shoelaces, no visible undergarments, no eating, no chewing gum, no chewing tobacco, no chewing betel nuts, no chewing coca leaves, no chewing out students (unless Mr. Klamp was doing the chewing out), no chewing out teachers (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of temper (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of affection (no exceptions), no pets over one ounce or under one ton, and no singing, except in Bulgarian. I began to think Mr Klamp wouldn’t be so bad..

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Music is God’s gift to man, the...

Music is God’s gift to man, the only art of Heaven given to earth, the only art of earth we take to Heaven.

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The four building blocks of the unive...

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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It is the ability to take a joke, not...

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

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