About all you can do in life is be wh...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won’t like you at all.

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About all you can do in life is be wh...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won’t like you at all.

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I don’t know what’s the m...

I don’t know what’s the matter with people: they don’t learn by understanding, they learn by some other way by rote or something. Their knowledge is so fragile!

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Painting is easy when you don’t...

Painting is easy when you don’t know how, but very difficult when you do.

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Once I opened up a fortune cookie and...

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy’s cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks

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Society is like a large piece of froz...

Society is like a large piece of frozen water; and skating well is the great art of social life.

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Black people dominate sports in the U...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too.

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Cause change and lead; accept change ...

Cause change and lead; accept change and survive; resist change and die.

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Stand by your man. Give him two arms ...

Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.

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Stand by your man. Give him two arms ...

Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.

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When I was a graduate student at Harv...

When I was a graduate student at Harvard, I learned about showers and central heating. Ten years later, I learned about breakfast meetings. These are America’s three great contributions to civilization.

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The purpose of art is washing the dus...

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls.

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Each life makes its own immitation of...

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

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I don’t want to achieve immorta...

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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You can’t really be strong unti...

You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

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