Baseball players are smarter than foo...

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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An executive is a person who always d...

An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.

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You can’t trust a promise someo...

You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

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You can’t trust a promise someo...

You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

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Do you want to achieve something or d...

Do you want to achieve something or do you just want to make money? Asked a nearby man in a white shirt to another man in a striped shirt. I waited for the answer as I slowly walked past them. Why is it an either or question? The man in the striped shirt finally murmured philosophically under a sip of beer. They both stood there looking at each other in thought.

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Any work of art that makes us feel th...

Any work of art that makes us feel the artist tried too hard lacks clarity.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so ...

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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It is the ability to take a joke, not...

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

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You wouldn’t have won if weR...

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

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Rejection is an opportunity for your ...

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

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A man in love is incomplete until he ...

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

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A man in love is incomplete until he ...

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

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Instead of making prisoners out of ou...

Instead of making prisoners out of our students, we ought to make students out of our prisoners.

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The arts babblative and scribblative.

The arts babblative and scribblative.

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

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