When someone who loves and cares abou...

When someone who loves and cares about me compliments me, I feel more glamorous than when the flashbulbs are going off on the red carpet.

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If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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All art is quite useless.

All art is quite useless.

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You want a friend in Washington? Get ...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

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My father never kissed me, hugged me ...

My father never kissed me, hugged me or told me that he loved me. As my only living parent, he became the filter through which I saw myself, the possibilities for my life, the world and all men. He was a conflicted and dark filter.

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It is nothing new or original to say ...

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

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Men make history, and not the other w...

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by...

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by...

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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No student knows his subject: the mos...

No student knows his subject: the most he knows is where and how to find out the things he does not know

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Inside you there’s an artist yo...

Inside you there’s an artist you don’t know about. He’s not interested in how things look different in moonlight.

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I always wanted to be somebody, but n...

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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I have this theory about performers w...

I have this theory about performers who last for a long time, and that is, if you break it down, music is not as big a part of it as personality and who you are. I think that we are all 3 people. I am who I think I am, I am who you think I am, and I am who I really am. The closer those 3 people are together the longer your career’s gonna last. ‘Cause people don’t like to be fooled!

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I always turn to the sports pages fir...

I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man’s failures.

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A reliable way to make people believe...

A reliable way to make people believe in falsehoods is frequent repetition, because familiarity is not easily distinguished from truth. Authoritarian institutions and marketers have always known this fact.

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