He is (Sonny Liston) too ugly to be t...

He is (Sonny Liston) too ugly to be the world champ. The world champ should be pretty like me!

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Life is a progress, and not a station.

Life is a progress, and not a station.

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Anybody with ability can play in the ...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.

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Great thoughts speak only to the thou...

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind.

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Not where I breathe, but where I love...

Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live Not where I love, but where I am, I die.

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Not where I breathe, but where I love...

Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live Not where I love, but where I am, I die.

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We, Equality 7-2521, were not happy i...

We, Equality 7-2521, were not happy in those year in the Home of the Students. It was not that the learning was too hard for us. It was that the learning was too easy. This is a great sin, to be born with a head which is too quick. It is not good to be different from our brothers, but it is evil to be superior to them. The Teachers told us so, and they frowned when they looked at us.

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Art reaches its greatest peak when de...

Art reaches its greatest peak when devoid of self-consciousness. Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make.

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Life itself still remains a very effe...

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.

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Uncertainty and mystery are energies ...

Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don’t let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.

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All hockey players are bilingual. The...

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

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Leadership is the art of getting some...

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

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Basically, when you get to my age, yo...

Basically, when you get to my age, you’ll really measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you.

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Basically, when you get to my age, yo...

Basically, when you get to my age, you’ll really measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you.

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If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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