If you tell folks you’re a coll...

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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You don’t make art out of good ...

You don’t make art out of good intentions.

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I’m not addicted to drugs or al...

I’m not addicted to drugs or alcohol, I’m addicted to escaping reality

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The show is ‘Fix My Life!’...

The show is ‘Fix My Life!’ Get it? Life. I do not fix people.

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I play golf with friends sometimes, b...

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

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Leadership is an interactive conversa...

Leadership is an interactive conversation that pulls people toward becoming comfortable with the language of personal responsibility and commitment.

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And he who loves last loves loudest.

And he who loves last loves loudest.

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And he who loves last loves loudest.

And he who loves last loves loudest.

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The chief wonder of education is that...

The chief wonder of education is that it does not ruin everybody concerned in it, teachers and taught.

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Film contains potentialities for the ...

Film contains potentialities for the combination of all the arts such as Wagner never dreamt of.

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I was married by a judge. I should ha...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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This is not a dress rehearsal; this i...

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. ...

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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Effective leadership is putting first...

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline carrying it out.

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Love is the most difficult and danger...

Love is the most difficult and dangerous form of courage. Courage is the most desperate, admirable and noble kind of love.

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